Every night when I walk my dogs, there’s this guy standing in front of my driveway. 

This would be okay, but he doesn’t speak. 

Seriously.

Like Scotty the dog will run right towards him and the guy just stands there. ...

And I will say, “Oh! Sorry! My dog likes people. Too much."

The man? He just still  stands there....

Then I’ll say, “Yeah.... Sorry! Have a good night."

The man? He just still stands there....

I have been trying to figure out if he’s doing normal standing there outside man things such as:

1. Talking on his cell phone.
2. Smoking a cigarette.
3. Mumbling to himself about the zombie apocalypse.
4. Debating whether or not Dancing With The Stars is fixed. 

But he isn’t. At all. He is just standing there. He always turns and faces me too. 

Any ideas? 

Oh! And he is ALWAYS gone when I get back. Every single time.