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Random Person at Store

Carrie Now
Random Person at Store (standing in front of the freezer that holds all the butter and fake butter products): I am buying butter.

Me: That’s great.

Random Person at Store: Butter is better for you than canola oil or margarine.

Me (wondering about my choice of light butter and also wondering about what to say): Oh.

This is not a brilliant conversational choice.

Random Person at Store: You look a little dehydrated, dear. 

Me (again with the brilliance): Oh.

Random Person at Store (walking off towards bread): Drink more water!

This is the weirdness that is my life. 



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[info]carrie_boo wrote:
Feb. 3rd, 2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh, that cracked me up! Who does that?
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
That is a very good question. :)
[info]writerjenn wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 01:54 am (UTC)
My guess would've been that the person was building up to trying to sell you a line of wellness products and health foods.

I also have weird interactions with strangers. They pop out with random statements that make me want to say, "Who asked you?"

;-D
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
!!! That is such a good idea.

I am glad I’m not the only one with weird stranger interaction issues. Thank you for making me feel less alone. :)
[info]artistq wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 01:59 am (UTC)
Did you drink some water? We can't have you drying up!
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Well.... um... the rebel in me refused....
[info]christine444 wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 06:47 am (UTC)
Sounds like the weirdness of my life, too. :>)
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
You and me, Christine. xo
[info]ntabs13 wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 09:31 am (UTC)
wow.
This is my kind of conversation! But the random person at store was a good adviser. Everyone seems to tell everyone to drink water! Why is that?
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
That is a really good question.
[info]shannywriter wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
People are funny. The other day my friend's 3 yo had a meltdown at the store and some lady came up and told her she really needed help from the Super Nanny:) The only random people who talk to me at stores are ladies trying to sell me Mary Kay make up.
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
!! I can NOT believe she did that. That’s so mean! Your poor friend.

Nobody tries to sell me Mary Kay. I think they think I am beyond make-up help.
[info]ianracey wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
You know what's great for flavouring water? Butter.
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
Ian, you are brilliant and so wise.
[info]annecy_dit wrote:
Feb. 5th, 2012 02:38 am (UTC)
Sounds like Portland (OR). People have opinionated food conversations with anything that will listen. :)
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
Bar Harbor is a bit like Portlandia scaled down.
[info]_heartsong_ wrote:
Feb. 5th, 2012 04:01 am (UTC)
lol and that is why I love maine.....one summer I was in maine and this lady walked into the grocery store with NO shoes on I was like Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......????? Even tevas with socks would have been an upgrade lol
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
No, she did not! Ew... Isn’t that illegal?

Tevas.... shuddering.
[info]sennebec wrote:
Feb. 5th, 2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
and then there are cell phones
I have the insane urge to grab someone's cell phone in the local grocery store and whisper something like "He's buying panty hose and it's NOT in your size", then hand the phone back and keep shopping. Random conversations are one of the things that keeps me going into public places. Great grist mill for short stories. BTW, ever wonder if those poor canolas are headed the way of the now extinct Nauga?
[info]carriejones wrote:
Feb. 9th, 2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
Haha! Can you imagine what the response would be?
[info]edgyauthor wrote:
Feb. 20th, 2012 04:08 am (UTC)
Oh gosh, I know someone who would easily strike up a conversation with a stranger like this...heh.
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