Random Person at Store (standing in front of the freezer that holds all the butter and fake butter products): I am buying butter.
Me: That’s great.
Random Person at Store: Butter is better for you than canola oil or margarine.
Me (wondering about my choice of light butter and also wondering about what to say): Oh.
This is not a brilliant conversational choice.
Random Person at Store: You look a little dehydrated, dear.
Me (again with the brilliance): Oh.
Random Person at Store (walking off towards bread): Drink more water!
This is the weirdness that is my life.
Me: That’s great.
Random Person at Store: Butter is better for you than canola oil or margarine.
Me (wondering about my choice of light butter and also wondering about what to say): Oh.
This is not a brilliant conversational choice.
Random Person at Store: You look a little dehydrated, dear.
Me (again with the brilliance): Oh.
Random Person at Store (walking off towards bread): Drink more water!
This is the weirdness that is my life.

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I also have weird interactions with strangers. They pop out with random statements that make me want to say, "Who asked you?"
;-D
I am glad I’m not the only one with weird stranger interaction issues. Thank you for making me feel less alone. :)
Nobody tries to sell me Mary Kay. I think they think I am beyond make-up help.
Tevas.... shuddering.